Friday, May 14, 2010

A Mexican, an Arab and an Arizona girl

Sent to me, amongst others, by SF.
Cute but in real life there is no way the Muslim Arab would sit at a bar with a woman, much less one that drinks without her berka.

A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar. 
When the  Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass  to pieces.  He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't  need to drink with the same one twice.' 
The Arab, obviously  impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!),  throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.  He
says, 'In the Arab World, we have  so much sand to make  glasses that we don't need to drink with  the same one twice either.' 
The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.  Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In  Arizona , we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

*God Bless  Arizona *

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