Friday, August 26, 2016

Put it Where?

The mortician calls Mrs. Smith, and says,
“Excuse me Mrs. Smith, but I can’t seem to close the lid to your husband’s coffin due to his enormous erection.”
To which she replies,
“Why don’t you cut it off and stick it up his ass? That’s the only hole in town it hasn’t been in.”

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