Monday, November 28, 2016

Queens Riddle

President Obama: "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”
Queen Elizabeth: “Well, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
President Obama, while frowning: “But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?”
Queen Elizabeth, while sipping of champagne: “Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch.”
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom: “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said: “Answer me this please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother, and it is not your sister. Who is it?”
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered: ”That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good.” said the Queen.
President Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question.
“Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sisterWho is it?"

“I’m not sure,” said Biden, “let me get back to you on that one.”
The Vice President asked Hillary Clinton and all of his advisers, but none could give him an answer.
Frustrated, Biden went off for lunch at Trump Towers a day or so later and was greeted politely by Trump.
Biden asked, “Hey, Donald, see if you can answer this question. Your mother and father have a child, and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”
Trump answered: “That’s easy; it’s me!”
Biden smiled, and said: “Good answer, Donald!”
Biden then went back to speak with President Obama.
“Say, I did some research, and I have the answer to that riddle. “It’s Donald Trump!”
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, “NO, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”


Friday, November 18, 2016

Does Immigration Mean The End Of Western Civilization?

Does Immigration Mean The End Of Western Civilization?: A 40 year-old French novel reads as its been ripped from the headlines as EU leaders fail to grasp the true nature of Europe's immigration crisis.

This is a great book, required reading.

Monday, November 14, 2016

Tea-Shirt

Received this photo about a week before the election.

A good sign.

The Millennial Women In My Family

Are all exploring the Chicken Little syndrome.
Thank heavens my bride has got her head screwed on correctly.
Hillary Clinton was never going to save the world.
Donald Trump was never as evil as portrayed.
My U-verse went out at 2:00 AM on Wednesday morning, so this was the happy message of confirmation that I went to sleep dreaming of. 
Now all I have to do is practice patience while immature 20 somethings pontificate to adults with actual life experience.


Thursday, November 10, 2016

Fighting for America

Dennis Prager has started this wonderful series of YouTube videos.
This is a great talk about how liberalism fits into American society.



Enjoyed the paraphrase of the Russian Communists...
We know what the future is, it's the past that keeps changing.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Open Container

Undressed and carrying an open container; it seems almost redundant.
Drunk, Naked Guy Searching For Sex Partner Instead Ends Up Behind Bars
Joshua Ivy, eager to for some sex, got undressed in the parking lot and started banging on doors.
One of the folks inside called the police. It's more difficult for men, if a woman did this, she'd probably find satisfaction on the first or second knock.