Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Animal-Friendly Idioms

This is a serious post on the PETA website.
Animal-Friendly Idioms That Your Students Will Love | PETA:
Replace outdated phrases that are harmful to animals with these fun alternatives. Plus, get exclusive idiom posters for your lesson!
Some are humorous, such as...
  • Harmful:   Beat a dead horse.
  • Helpful:    Feed a fed horse
First of all, if the horse is dead, it's not really an animal anymore is it?
Second of all, I'd rather fuck a duck than feed anything related to the government.
Oops, is that offensive to ducks?
Most likely considering my age and hideous appearance.
Apparently this is pointed at teachers, for guiding our little school-aged monkeys.

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