Including Me

On election night, Karl Rove tried to shift credit for Trump's election from people like Steve Bannon to Paul Ryan. I almost vomited.

Few Republicans Would Be Sad To See Paul Ryan Go - Rasmussen Reports®

Ryan seemed to have been better lately, only to lay that piece of shit Omnibus spending bill at Trump's feet. He is a Republican having a mid-western, un-religious format. Such are truly progressives in their basic belief system buffeted by a pragmatic revulsion to welfare. Paul Ryan absolutely believes in corporate support and pork. The RNC calls me periodically for money, and I have told them more than once, that they are getting no money, little as it would be, from me, until Ryan and McConnell are gone from the leadership. They as leaders have acted against the wishes of the voters who put them in control.

Adios MF

Americans Strongly Support Citizenship Status on Census

Rasmussen Reports® that more than 4 in 5 poled supports questioning citizenship status as part of the census. To watch the network news, you would think that the world was coming apart at the notion of attempting to learn where we stand as a nation. The negative position being taken is a smoke screen for disguising an intent to hide some painful truths, like there are some significant pockets of illegal immigrant residents, that are overtaxing social services, and adding to general sense of lawlessness.

I suspect that this is the case on many issues, the liberal press would have think that the nation is evenly divided in support for, them, the enlightened, opposed to deplorable racist remainder.

Americans Strongly Support Citizenship Status on Census - Rasmussen Reports®

While it would not be accurate to call them racist, it is accurate to describe the press and liberal advocates as predisposed bigots.

Omni Butt

Paul Ryan has driven in the last nail of the argument, he is a Democrat.
He easily sides with Democrats.
He uses Democrats to pass progressive spending bills that he creates.
This man hoped to become the Vice-President and continues to be the torch bearer for the Romney Republicans who have no chance for control, and act as if they are uncomfortable with having control.
Ninety Republicans voted against the Omnibus Bill 127, as all should have.
That the budget pays lip-service to President Trump's signature campaign plank is nothing short of a stab in the eye of the President. Some Democrats are bragging that the new bill prohibits any money being spent on a concrete wall.
During the early Obama administration, does anybody remember the Republicans screaming that the Omnibus bills were being rammed down the throats of resistance without an opportunity for reading, review or debate? This is the same thing and no surprise because the leadership is governed by progressive principles.
Here is a link to the voting record, that my Representative, David Scott, voted for the bill is enough for me to reflexively hate it.

FINAL VOTE RESULTS FOR ROLL CALL 127

There needs to be a Republican revolt in Congress, McConnell and Ryan need to be demoted so that they can start publically wearing the Democrat ass-hats they've hidden in their closets.

How To Give Your Cat A Pill

1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
8. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
9. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill inside end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
10. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
11. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
12. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
13. Call fire brigade to retrieve the f------ cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
14. Tie the little b**tard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
15. Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and remove pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
16. Arrange for RSPCA to collect "mutant cat from hell" and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

How To Give A Dog A Pill

1. Wrap it in cheese.

It's not my theme or anything, but it is fair to say that I hate cats. Cats are pets that bite the hands that feed them. When I was a youngster my little brother Douglas would always be looking for his cat(s), living so close to a busy street, the standard response he got was "Did you look in the street?"