Showing posts with label JunkMail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JunkMail. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

I Cannot Bear It

Email from the White House are nothing more than spam. This  was titled "The Bear is loose (again)"
Hi, all --
Going all the way back to the early days of the campaign, whenever President Obama shook off his schedule and busted out of the bubble, we would say "The Bear is loose."
Lately, the Bear has been loose a lot -- and this week will be no different.
The President is hitting the road on a three-day swing to Colorado and Texas, where he will meet with Americans who've written him letters and whose stories -- their challenges and successes -- resonate with folks from across the country.
So if you want to stay in the loop about what President Obama is up to and where he's traveling, sign up to get updates.
While congressional Republicans continue to block votes on important issues like equal pay and the minimum wage and undertake taxpayer-funded political stunts like Speaker Boehner's plan to sue the President for doing his job, the President will continue to do everything in his power -- with and without Congress -- to create economic opportunity for all Americans.
The day after the State of the Union, a woman named Alex received a raise from her boss, allowing her to pay rent and afford groceries without worry. Earlier this year, Alex wrote the President to say "thank you."
Tonight, the President will deliver his reply in person when he meets Alex for dinner in Denver. And tomorrow, she’ll introduce the President before his remarks in Denver.
Make sure you get updates about what President Obama is up to this summer.
On Thursday in Austin, TX, the President will highlight the actions his Administration has taken -- more than 40 since January -- to benefit hardworking Americans. From helping to create new manufacturing jobs, to expanding apprenticeships and job training, and from making student loan payments more affordable, to cutting carbon pollution, the President's used his pen and phone on behalf of folks all across the country.
We've come a long way since President Obama took office. Thanks to the grit and resilience of the American people, we've made progress and there's reason to be optimistic. Last week, our latest jobs report showed that we've undergone the fastest job growth in the United States in the first half of the year since 1999, with five consecutive months of job growth over 200,000. Yet, we know there’s still much more to do.
The President will continue to do his part -- focusing on growing our economy from the middle out, not the top down. And he'll continue to urge Republicans in Congress to join him in working for the folks he hears from every day -- Americans like Alex, whom the leaders in Washington were sent to serve.
Thanks,
Dan
Dan Pfeiffer
Senior Advisor
The White House
When some person suggests that this President is breaking the schedule and running around the country ad hoc, everybody and I mean every single person knows that that is a dishonest statement. There is little doubt in my mind that toilet breaks are anticipated in the daily schedule. This is not a slap at the President only the weak minded sycophants that write his press releases.
For the rest of it, such as calling the lawsuits a stunt, is merely a reflection of the leadership's disdain for the rule of law that flows from the Constitution. President Obama considers himself to be omnipotent.  Problem is, that whenever he meets a opposing force of serious resolve, his omnipotence is eviscerated. No I do not mean the Republican House of Representatives.

Friday, June 6, 2014

We've Feigned Listening

Now we are going to repeat what we want, claim it is based in scientific truth, and deflect expected criticism by claiming some folks are going to be more healthy because of it.
Yes, it is White House spam again, normally I would applied the political label to this post but now I am considering changing the classification to Junk Mail.
Today's email from the Environmental Protection Agency under the banner of the White House...
Hi, everyone --
This past Monday, the Environmental Protection Agency proposed national limits on carbon pollution from existing power plants for the first time.
Since then, folks across the country -- on editorial boards, in classrooms, on front porches -- have been weighing in on why this is so important. And with that in mind, here's something I want to make clear:
We’re already experiencing the effects of climate change today -- but don't just think about this proposed rule in terms of the country we're living in right now. Think about the one we and our children are going to be living in by 2030.
Thanks to these limits, that country will have a 30 percent reduction in carbon pollution from the power sector. It will also have 25 percent less smog and soot, meaning children will have an estimated 150,000 fewer asthma attacks each year -- and they'll miss an estimated 180,000 fewer days of school. Americans across the board will have up to 3,300 fewer heart attacks a year.
And now that the rule has been proposed, you can participate in the process.
Right now, we're accepting comments from the public about the proposed power plant rule.
So if you've got something to say, you can submit a public comment here.
And if you want to get some more details about why this is good for the environment and public health -- or spread the word about why it's a big deal -- you can take a look at this infographic, and then pass it on.
Right now, we're in the process of developing the policies that will keep our planet clean and our kids healthy for years to come.
You can participate in that process right now. So if you've got a comment, you can make it here.
Thanks,
Administrator Gina McCarthy
Environmental Protection Agency
Never mind the fact that there has been no increase in planetary temperature in the last 17 years. Never mind the fact that Congress refused to pass legislation of similar construct.  The President believes it, so he is going to do it.  This is poor decision making based on the conclusions of scientists fighting over government grants. Conclusions by nonobjective scientists that manipulate statistics in a manner that common sense would preclude.
Georgia generates a lot of electricity from coal, one of the largest generating plants in the country is less than 50 miles from my house.  This misguided overreaching is going to hurt the state of Georgia and cost me money.
I don't have asthma, nobody in my family does.
And I don't see any damned smog in the air.
These folks pretend like they have their ear to the pulse of the country; they do not.
Thanks for fucking us over you sanctimonious assholes.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

I Don't Think So

Found this in the spam box, simple clean and he wants to help.
Have got a brother working there, have wanted to visit, maybe I can drop in on Hammad.

----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Hammad Mohammad <adaun@uiowa.edu>
To: Recipients <adaun@uiowa.edu>
Sent: Thursday, March 20, 2014 7:12 AM
Subject: RE:

Hi,

I am Hammad Mohammad, a UAE investor, trader & oil merchant resident in Dubai, UAE. I'm in search of a credible  individual or company that needs an investment in their business or company portfolio or require funds to invest in a  reliable and lucrative business.

I therefore contact you because I have funds available for Investment and need help investing these funds in profitable  ventures. Kindly contact me if I can be of help to you.

Kind regards,
Hammad Mohammad.
211549940@qq.com

Thursday, August 8, 2013

That's A Lot

of paper to wipe your ass with, enough for maybe a lifetime.  Why I'm on this man's spam list I have no idea.  Give the man a call if you are interested in rough, hard toilet paper.


Dear Sir & Madam!
How are you. I hope you everything goes well.
I am glad to introduce our company as a manufacture of toilet roll, such as recycled toilet paper roll and recycled Jumbo toilet roll for many years.We also manufacture the other kinds of paper products. All of them export to Canada,Australia,North American and Europe.
I would like to inform you that we have been manufactured the Skyline brand toilet roll products sine the March, 2007.We supplly the Skyline brand  toilet roll with the excellent quailty and best price.
I attached some picture of Skyline brand toilet roll products for your reference. If you have any other request about the other paper product, please feel free to contact us.
 I quote our two iterms of our products for your reference as follow:
1. Recycled Toilet Roll
  • 108mm (4.25’) x95mmx500sheet embossed x2ply 15.5g/m2
  • 108mm (4.25’) x95mmx1000sheet not embossed x 1ply 15.5g/m2
  • Packing: Each roll with printed paper wrap, 96 rolls in white outer carton with black color printing 
  • GBM:65.5*44.5*45.0(cm) 
  • 1 x 40 HQ can loading: 51840rolls/540cases 
2. Recycled Jumbo Toilet Roll
  • 95mm (3.7'') x 2000feet x 1 ply not embossed not perforated (Dia of each Roll 9'')
  • 95mm (3.7'') x 1000 feet x 2 ply not embossed not perforated (Dia. of each roll 9'')
  • Packing: 12 rolls per export carton 
  • GBM:  46.0*46.0*29.0(cm)
  • 1 x 40 HQ can loading: 12900rolls/1075cases  
I am looking forward to entering into the pleasure business relation with you soon.
Have a nice day!
Yours faithfully,
Weichao
QINGDAO NICECHANT PAPER CO., LTD
Room 3403 B Building,No.33 Lian Yungang Road, Wanda Plaza
Qingdao, China.
Tel:  0086-66067029, 66067209
Fax: 0086-532-66067739
PC: 266034
E-mail: info@nicechant.com.cn


Monday, February 11, 2013

Get The Privilege To Meet Her!

When I hear and read about mail order brides, this is not what comes to mind.
I think of Natasha in the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.


Premium dating portal, that's rich.
The things you find in your junk mail folder.
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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

You Can Judge By Appearances

Look what the deleted folder produced. 
An invitation to get some government subsidized green energy gadgets. 

When studying closely, it seems that the emblem in the top left looks strangely familiar. The logo has a distinct resemblance to the flag.


This is the logo used for the 2008 and 2012 presidential campaigns of Barack Obama.


Which also reminds me that my favorite bank (NOT) is also on the cheek smootching bandwagon.


Well, enough of the pictorial comparisons, the fact that some corporations are all to eager to show their support of the president is well known, accepted and augmented by mainstream media.  Decided to follow the links to see what was being offered and look at the result.

The company malware protection program is blocking access to the URL. Not unlike the Solyndra debacle, endorsed by the big man, and a total scam.
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Monday, January 21, 2013

Hello Friend

Comments added in italic blue.

I am Mrs. Lara DeMoya a former Muslim and been converted to Christian alongside my Late Husband, I am 54 Years Old Woman and we have became more devoted in Christianity for quite good number of years now but I am at this moment suffering with Esophageal Cancer which has affected my health and after taking all type of medical treatments in other to find my self survive it still defiling that I will be only having some few Month to live, according to what the medical experts has observed in me.  That is a really long sentence with strange capitalization.  You light think that a person attempting to steal your money would at minimum try to avoid evidence of the obvious mass mailing.  

My Husband who is now late was killed during the September 19th 2005 political crisis. My late Husband was the Chairman of the Contract Awarding Committee under Budgeting and Planning of our Country.  What country are we talking about, do I have to research this to figure out from the date and then by the chairmanship figure out the name of the person who died from being in the wrong political party. If it is here in the United States perhaps I am in danger by being a member of the NRA.

Throughout the period of my marriage with him, all efforts to bear Children with him proved abortive because of my poor state of health and after his death issues, I inherited all his wealth, with our adopted son by name (Timothy) since he has no other next of kin but it is now obvious that I may not survive my poor state of health. I have deemed it necessary to leave a legacy on Earth and give a positive account and justification of the life I lived on Earth before the Almighty God. This is what I want to achieve by committing this wealth in all Christian Societies or orphanages Homes / widows and the less privileged peoples around the Globe. I am meditating what may happen after death that is why I am taking this decision by giving this Money out to be use to accomplish the Almighty God's Divine Marvelous work around the Globe because I highly believed that I will be with Him in his most perfect and the most peacefully place.

Note that this sum (US$ 12 Million) was secured and Deposited in BCEAO - Benin with my name by my Late Husband and all the related Documentation covering the funds are Highly intact with me as the Co-beneficiary of the Treasure. So on the receipt of your immediate response to me I will forward all the necessary Documents covering the funds before Depositing it in the bank as to enable you open up your communication with them for the releasing of the funds to you as I cannot follow it up right now because of my illness condition. On my response I will immediately receive a request for bank account numbers and access rights, that way money can easily be deposited to my account.  Then some other person will slip into my account and steal all of the money that I have, which by the  way isn't much.

Please Religion doesn't matter in this divine project henceforth I put all my trust in you but do actualize my dreams with this Money for the sake of the Almighty God because My happiness is that I lived a life of a true devoted life worthy of emulation. Your dream is steal my paltry little pile.  

Lastly, I honestly pray that when releasing the funds to you by the bank were the Money is been packaged and sealed it will be well judiciously used for the said purpose as the Almighty god has reviewed for humanitarian services and you should be aware that whoever that wants to serve Him must serve him in truth and in fairness. So Please always be prayerful all through your life in this Divine marvelous Work of the Almighty God.  God doesn't have anything to do with it.  A fool and his money are soon separated. You sir or madam are an asshole for preying on any person simple enough bite on the hook.  

Perhaps I should open an account in a separate bank just for this sort of thing, keeping a balance of like a dollar.  Problem is that most banks these days need to charge a monthly fee for the privilege of toying with these illiterate thieves.   

I wait to hear from you and be sure that all my dreams will rest squarely on your shoulders to be accomplish. Reach me immediately by this email address (larademoya@yahoo.com) so that I can give you further details.
Also provide me your direct tel/fax numbers to reach you. 50% of this money will be for the work of God, while 35% will be for our adopted son which you will also help him to invest in your country, and 15% will be for you for your assistance. Only 35% of 12 million? 

Thanks once again.
Mrs. Lara DeMoya
aka thieving bastard

Thursday, March 8, 2012

I need your responce

Junk mail for the illiterate....
This must have taken a long time to compose.


From: L H [mailto:lihuan@gmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, March 08, 2012 4:38 PM
To: info@info.net
Subject: [SPAM]I need your responce
There is some funds i need you to claim for me. Reply for details

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Don't Mess with the IRS

Not really the topic.  Received this email today, was spam filtered, but the contents are ominous.

Skillfully copied using SnagIt

The text contents said.....

Dear Small business owner,  I do not own a business.  The supposed small business owners are all working for the same company, mine, about half of which are citizens of Mexico.  The citizenship thing is a dead ringer for this email being bullshit.


Hereby you are informed that your Income Tax Return Appeal id#0839938 has been DECLINED. I have made no appeals of any sort.   If you consider that the IRS did not properly examine you case due to a misunderstanding of the case details, be ready to submit additional information. With the IRS I have no complaints, only fear, they are the hammer that any government needs to collect what it is owed. You can download the rejection details and re-submit your appeal using the following link Online Tax Appeal.  There is a link here, that I stupidly attempted to activate, it started loading a site with the name PollyPeach before the company content filters halted it.

Internal Revenue Service
Telephone Assistance for Businesses:
Toll-Free, 1-800-829-4933
Hours of Operation: Monday – Friday, 7:00 a.m. – 7:00 p.m. your local time (Alaska & Hawaii follow Pacific Time).
You can call if you like, let me know how it goes.

 

Monday, February 27, 2012

A New Car, for ME?

From the description, this is a hell of a vehicle.
I am such a lucky fella.
From: Oliver Nelson [mailto:oliver@nousinfosystems.com]
Sent: Saturday, February 25, 2012 12:54 AM
Subject: A New Car, for ME?

Dear selected winner,

Congratulations, This is to inform you that you have been  selected for a cash Price of  Ј450,000.00 (Four Hundred and Fifty Thousand Pounds Sterling) and a brand-new BMW 2012 M5 Sedan Car from International programs held on the 24th of Feb 2012 in the United Kingdom.
Description of Price vehicle;
Year: 2012 Model
Model: M5 Sedan
Colour (exterior/interior): Black Sapphire Metallic/Black Leather
Mileage: 5
Transmission: Automatic 6 Speed
All Season Traction (AST)
BMW Assistant with Bluetooth® Wireless Technology
BMW Ultimate Service
Dynamic Stability Control
Electronic Damping Control
Head Protection System (HPS)
Logic7 Audio System
SMG Transmission
Vehicle & Key Memory
Voice Command
The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which your email was   among the first ten (10) lucky winners.Contact the verification department by providing your secret pin code x7pwyz2012 and your Reference Number BMW: 2551256003/23.You are also advised to provide him with the under listed informations.
1. Name in full.
2. Address in full.
3. Nationality & Present Country.
4. Age.
5. Phone /Fax /Sex.
6. Email address.
CONTACT PERSON: Mr. Chad Fulgham (Claims Director)
EMAIL: chadfulgham@consultant.com
Tel:  +447024081664
Professor Robert Nelson
DIRECTOR OF PROMOTIONS
BMW PUBLICITY DEPARTMENT

Friday, February 24, 2012

SPAM

This spam is so cryptic they might actually get some answers.
You have to appreciate that they do not even attempt to hide what they are after.
Give me your tired email addresses, your poor passwords and we'll protect your huddled masses yearning to text free.

Re: "The New Colossus", http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Colossus

From: Webmail Owner [mailto:info@admin.in.th]
Sent: Friday, February 24, 2012 2:34 PM
Dear Webmail Owner,
This message is from our website, message center to all email accounts owners. We are updating our database and account email.
We are the center of excluding any web mail account create more space for new accounts. To prevent your account be closed and removed have to update what we know is currently in use.
***********************************************
Confirm the identity of your email address below Username E-mail:
Email Password:
Enter the web:
Date of Birth:
Country or territory:
************************************************
Thanks 2012. E-mail: Web Team

Friday, February 3, 2012

We Need One of These

Notes in italic bluuuue......

In a political sense, I believe that governments are not capable of "Economic Intelligence" their skills lie more in the ability to restrict by legislation.

From: National Economic Intelligence Committee [intelligence_committee_028@msn.com]
Sent: Thursday, February 02, 2012 7:17 PM
Subject: INSTRUCTION TO CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITH THE SUM OF US$15,500,000.00
National Economic Intelligence Committee (NEIC)
The Presidency
7th Floor
New Federal Secretariat Complex
PMB 298 Garki-Abuja
As part of an ongoing annual Foreign Payments Reconciliation Exercise (FPRE), the committee was instituted by the Federal Ministry of Finance with a mandate to review cases of pending international payments and make settlements in this first quarter of the year as appropriate. Our investigations reveal that you have been through various bureaucratic difficulties in a bid to secure the release of your funds, especially as it concerns payment of official charges. Consequently we advice that you stop further communication with any local representatives concerning same. Does posting to my blog count as further communication? We know your representatives here Nigeria or anywhere will advise you to still go ahead with them, which will be on your own risk, if you proceed with them. As it is evident that you have met the requirements. An initial sum of USD15, 500,000.00 (Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) only will be paid to you as part of your pending payment. Please contact Dr.Kolawole B.Jamodu (OFR) of UBA Nigeria (United bank for Africa) email (dr.kola.jamod@consultant.com) you should please re-confirm these details for purposes of verification. Is it possible that there are a bunch of barefoot Africans, squatting around the town water pump, laptops blazing in the hope of finding dumb-assed Americans that give out their personal information with hopes of obtaining massive undeserved cash?
1)Full Name A person might wonder why, if the decision to award me the money has been made, they would need this information.
2)Contact Address
3)Telephone
4)Fax numbers for direct communication
When are they going to ask for my bank account number?
Note that this is the second and final notice on this subject. Your USD15,500,000.00 (Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) will reflect in your designated Bank account within three Bank working days. yours sincerely.
Public Relations,
National Economic Intelligence Committee,
Abuja In Conjunction With
The Manager,
Dr.Kolawole B. Jamodu
Executive Director United Bank for Africa
Lagos
Nigeria

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Final Notification

comments in italic bluuuuuuue...............
 
From: Tracy Rodgers [mailto:trodgers@drewcentral.org]
Sent: Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:33 PM
Subject: This is the final notification of your winning prize of $2.5 million USD

WORLDWIDE | LOTTERY | COMPANY
60 Hyde Park Gate Kensington
London sw7 5bb W1K 1QA England


Congratulations you have won $2,500,000.00 and a brand new laptop from the Worldwide Lotto Organization.   I am glad they threw in the laptop, otherwise it isn't worth the effort. 


Worldwide Lotto is the global gateway to a $230 billion dollar lottery industry, the largest lottery in the world, and the opportunity to fund humanitarian needs and Wants you to win and the world to win. "One World - One Lottery" I want me to win too..... defines the universal scope and "Betting For a Better World"  but shouldn't I want to win only if it means the world will be a better place?   establishes the philosophy of the company  a philosophy that appears to be, well, stupid  , Implementing this commitment requires a reliable funding a term used by socialists eyeballing the profits of business  solution which is easily understood and within the reach of every person worldwide. Structured on small individuals leprechauns?, investments, shared and expandable on a universal scale, can universal be expanded upon? Worldwide Lottery is that solution.


the World Lottery Association, audited by Price Waterhouse or Coopers Lybrand and insured by Lloyds of London  or the ACME company, watch out for those explosives . Our jackpots will be guaranteed  of course , our winners paid  of course , and our funding for world causes because world causes are the most deserving, disseminated.  We are the World, we are the people. 


We are glad to inform you that you have won a prize money kewl of Two Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($2,500,000.00) Only, and a brand new Atari Laptop in our last Worldwide Lotto promotional draw.   The online Worldwide Lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive randomly chosen list of 25,000,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced randomly automated random computer search from the Internet. No tickets were sold  doesn't that contradict the definition of 'lottery' , alright where is the f-n leprechaun.


Worldwide Lotto functions throughout the world, in a volume and scope unobtainable but not unimaginable to bordered of lawful, aka real  lotteries. Through the instantaneous reach of the Internet E-mail technology enhanced by E-commerce, M-commerce, land-based vendors wtf?, superior domain marketability, and pervasive like a virus branding, Worldwide Lotto becoming the greatest lottery on earth aka imagination.


To file for your claim Please Contact your fiduciary agent
***************************************************
Contact: Gibson Blount  aka douche bag 
Email: worldwidelotterorganization@hotmail.co.uk  if this is a UK thing why isn't the prize in Euros?
Event Manager II  aka titled douche bag second class 
***************************************************
You are advised to contact your fiduciary agent aka cornholing bastard with the following details to avoid unnecessary delays and complications:
1. Your Full Names
2. Address; Country
5. Phone/fax
6. Age / Marital Status  if you are married and participate, your bride will be cutting your ball off
7.Occupation/ position/ Years of Experience


Further more for your claims of $2,500,000.00, you are advice to responds for guidance on how to get your money and your laptop.


Yours Truly,  aka a complete disrespect for your right to possess your own property
Tracy Rodgers  aka another cornholing bastard
Claims Director  aka director of the hopeful theft department

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

A Rising Tide

Some amusing bumper stickers.

A rising tide week (Virginia, Part 1)




Goodday

I guess that Senators everywhere feel compelled to give money to undeserving  people.  And not unlike here in the United States, extend benefits to people who are not even citizens.  Maybe it is part of the universal Senator training program.
  
From: Ramos, Anastacia [mailto:ANRamos@kdhcd.org]
To: info@senate.gov


Attn: Beneficiary,
In regards to your fund transfer, we the entire members of the Federal House of Senate have approved the above documents in your name to enable   us conclude this final stage of your transfer before the 31st December, 2011.  
Contact: Senator Kenneth Amoru,   Payment Director Senate,  Federal 
Republic of Nigeria .DIRECT PHONE: +234-805-110-3181 EMAIL: senatehouse_ofnigeria@yahoo.com

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Attention Beneficiary

Comments in italic bluuuue.....

From: Western union [mailto:fari@live.com] Addressees were blocked, I would like to learn how to do that. Is it by blind copying all recipients?

Attn: Beneficiary, aka VICTIM

Be informed that your part-payment of (US$300,000.00) from International Monetary Fund Unit (IMF) has been approved to transfer via our department of Western Union My department of Western Union is the local Kroger, but I never have the time to wait in line behind all of the Mexicans who are sending money back home. Meanwhile your urgent respond is highly needed yet as a anonymous recipient, I doubt my lack of response will be missed with the re-confirmation of your details where and how to receive your funds in our office such as:

Your Full Name's:................ Country:.............. Address.............. State and City..............
Telephone Number............ Age........... Sex......... Occupation.........
What not back account numbers for the transfer?

Also the payment of US$9000.00 has already been made through Western Union for you to pick it up, but due to the instruction we received from International Monetary Fund Unit (IMF), you are required to pay sum of (US$180.00) not very much effort to get $9000 to activate your payment files and also to ensure you are the right person to receive the fund. Upon reception of the Activation fee, you can pick up the first transfer of US$9000.00

(M.T.C.N): 7315306135
Senders First Name: Dodoma
Senders Last Name: Koko
Question: Good
Answer: Good
Amount: $9,000.00 USD

Call or email me once you picked up this $9,000 USD today. Here is the western union information you can also track it on-line at https://wumt.westernunion.com/ for confirmation before going to their office to pick up. Track it, that's rich, that money you send, like a fart in church, smells bad and will disappear.

You can easily get back to us via email or telephone# for more details while the amount you will be confirming daily is (US$9000.00) starting from the day we receive the Activation fee. You are to use the name below to send the Activation Fee via Western Union means of disappearing money and send payment details to this E-mail: mtcndept11@w.cn do not bother with the payment details, there is no chance you are ever going to get the $9000, let alone your $180 investment

RECEIVER NAME....... Abu Augustine
COUNTRY......................VICTORIA, ISLAND, LAGOS NIGERIA TEXT QUESTION..........GOOD ANSWER.................GOD SENDER NAME..............
MTCN.............

We are looking forward to hearing from you. You have to wonder why these folks even bother to be cordial.

Thank you.
Mr. Collins Moore
Tel: +234-705-3400-808
Email: mtcndept11@w.cn
Manager Western Union Nigeria

Friday, December 16, 2011

Please Kindly Help Me!!!

Comments in italic blue...

From: FAWAZ HUSSEIN. [mailto:fawaz_hussein_libya@yahoo.com]
Dear Sir/Madam,
My message will definitely come to you as a pretty RE: Anger Management , I feel pretty.... surprise as we have not met before. Notwithstanding, the circumstances surrounding my plight compels me to contact you for a serious business transaction.
Briefly, my name is Fawaz Hussein, Personal Assistant to the late Lt. Muammar Al Gaddafi, President of Libya, who was killed by the NATO Forces I thought that Ghaddafi was a Colonel, and that he was killed by a bunch of lunatic Arab Spring dudes led by WRONG Lt. Gen. Charles Bouchard, here in Sirte Libya.

When late Lt. Muammar Al Gaddafi, saw that we had indeed lost power to the NATO Forces led by Lt. Gen. Charles Bouchard Fawaz likes that name here in Libya, he directed me to look for an escape route by moving cash outside that will help us soon as we are able to leave the country. His instruction was successfully carried out and the sum of US$65 million, was successfully moved in cash to a safe custody.

Now that Lt. Muammar Al Gaddafi, is dead and as his personal assistant I have no free movement I thought the uprising was all about freedom Fawaz, is the problem that you are in jail for being a thieving bastard??, I am therefore, contacting to entrust the US$65 million in your name, the nameless trusted person hands and would want my share of the money invested in lucrative ventures for me.

I will give you full details NOT of the transaction soon as I receive your positive NOT NOT response and most importantly, an assurance from you NOT NOT NOT to protect NOT NOT NOT NOT and enhance my interest on your receipt of the money NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT .
Looking forward to emptying your bank account your positive response is blow me a positive statement? as well as doing business with you.

Yours faithfully likely enviously ,
Fawaz Hussein
Libya. no street address, how can I check for references?

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Max-Gentleman Enlargement Pills

This was caught by the spam filter.
Something for the stocking?
I would never have the guts to respond to such an email.


From: nmkhrn@yahoo.com [mailto:nmkhrn@yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 31, 2002 9:17 PM
http://oymy.dotgun.ru/
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This is the only Male enlargement supplement that has been PROVEN in clinical trials to enlarge your penis ? safely, quickly, and importantly ? PERMANENTLY.
Here were the results in 5,000 randomized male subjects who took MaxGentleman for 6 months:
* Increase in penis length by 1-3 inches that could be good
* Increase in penis width by 20%. that could be good too
* Aids in preventing Premature Ejaculation. premature is really a point of view thing
* Achieved longer, rock hard erections ewww
* All gains in penis length and width were 100% permanent  Cosby would say riiiiight

MaxGentleman Enlargement pills are also:
* 100% Herbal, 100% Safe  riiiiight
* Doctor Approved and Recommended!  a doctor from the Falkland Islands
* The only Penis Enlargement pill PROVEN in clinical trials  where's the sign up list
* No Expensive Doctor Visit Required that's because doctors have already approved
* Very Discrete packaging and billing  that could be good
* 100% Satisfaction; Money Back Guarantee 
* 3 FREE Bottles Of MaxGentleman  one dose per bottle
* Secure State of the Art SSL Encryption. what are they going to encrypt

Friday, December 2, 2011

Ho Ho Hum


I am kind of disappointed that Go Daddy does advertise with big breasts anymore.

For the Christmas season wouldn't it be nice to have a young lady dressed up like an elf or Mrs. Claus?

Junk mail isn't what it used to be.
 

Your Package

My package?
How could they know it was for me, if they do not know my name?
Must be on the up and up, the man is a reverend, and a doctor, and he's got boxes of money to share.

From: compras [mailto:compras@irasa.com.mx]
Sent: Friday, December 02, 2011 5:35 AM
Subject: your package
Attention:Beneficiary,
With sincerity, we apologies for the delay of your package that that was labeled African Treasures in our departments, Please kindly note that you are to reconfirm your full details such as telephone numbers,address full name and nearest airport ,so that our outstanding diplomats will convey them this week to your nearest airport were you can pick then up.
moreso note that we will no longer be held liable for any loose of the boxes or package,as we have receive a sound warning from the UN officials for the less privilege ,Inheritance and winnings packages that has been delayed by our departments so you are to solemnly cooperate otherwise the reports will be send back to them. we have in this packages , ATM Card,Checks.
i think it also contains sealed u.s funds but not declared, so they package is registered as African Treasures for you.i wait a warn reply please reply via this email address :undploan@qatar.io
regards
Rev Dr F Davidson