Friday, February 3, 2012

We Need One of These

Notes in italic bluuuue......

In a political sense, I believe that governments are not capable of "Economic Intelligence" their skills lie more in the ability to restrict by legislation.

From: National Economic Intelligence Committee [intelligence_committee_028@msn.com]
Sent: Thursday, February 02, 2012 7:17 PM
Subject: INSTRUCTION TO CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITH THE SUM OF US$15,500,000.00
National Economic Intelligence Committee (NEIC)
The Presidency
7th Floor
New Federal Secretariat Complex
PMB 298 Garki-Abuja
As part of an ongoing annual Foreign Payments Reconciliation Exercise (FPRE), the committee was instituted by the Federal Ministry of Finance with a mandate to review cases of pending international payments and make settlements in this first quarter of the year as appropriate. Our investigations reveal that you have been through various bureaucratic difficulties in a bid to secure the release of your funds, especially as it concerns payment of official charges. Consequently we advice that you stop further communication with any local representatives concerning same. Does posting to my blog count as further communication? We know your representatives here Nigeria or anywhere will advise you to still go ahead with them, which will be on your own risk, if you proceed with them. As it is evident that you have met the requirements. An initial sum of USD15, 500,000.00 (Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) only will be paid to you as part of your pending payment. Please contact Dr.Kolawole B.Jamodu (OFR) of UBA Nigeria (United bank for Africa) email (dr.kola.jamod@consultant.com) you should please re-confirm these details for purposes of verification. Is it possible that there are a bunch of barefoot Africans, squatting around the town water pump, laptops blazing in the hope of finding dumb-assed Americans that give out their personal information with hopes of obtaining massive undeserved cash?
1)Full Name A person might wonder why, if the decision to award me the money has been made, they would need this information.
2)Contact Address
3)Telephone
4)Fax numbers for direct communication
When are they going to ask for my bank account number?
Note that this is the second and final notice on this subject. Your USD15,500,000.00 (Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) will reflect in your designated Bank account within three Bank working days. yours sincerely.
Public Relations,
National Economic Intelligence Committee,
Abuja In Conjunction With
The Manager,
Dr.Kolawole B. Jamodu
Executive Director United Bank for Africa
Lagos
Nigeria

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