Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Final Notification

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From: Tracy Rodgers [mailto:trodgers@drewcentral.org]
Sent: Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:33 PM
Subject: This is the final notification of your winning prize of $2.5 million USD

WORLDWIDE | LOTTERY | COMPANY
60 Hyde Park Gate Kensington
London sw7 5bb W1K 1QA England


Congratulations you have won $2,500,000.00 and a brand new laptop from the Worldwide Lotto Organization.   I am glad they threw in the laptop, otherwise it isn't worth the effort. 


Worldwide Lotto is the global gateway to a $230 billion dollar lottery industry, the largest lottery in the world, and the opportunity to fund humanitarian needs and Wants you to win and the world to win. "One World - One Lottery" I want me to win too..... defines the universal scope and "Betting For a Better World"  but shouldn't I want to win only if it means the world will be a better place?   establishes the philosophy of the company  a philosophy that appears to be, well, stupid  , Implementing this commitment requires a reliable funding a term used by socialists eyeballing the profits of business  solution which is easily understood and within the reach of every person worldwide. Structured on small individuals leprechauns?, investments, shared and expandable on a universal scale, can universal be expanded upon? Worldwide Lottery is that solution.


the World Lottery Association, audited by Price Waterhouse or Coopers Lybrand and insured by Lloyds of London  or the ACME company, watch out for those explosives . Our jackpots will be guaranteed  of course , our winners paid  of course , and our funding for world causes because world causes are the most deserving, disseminated.  We are the World, we are the people. 


We are glad to inform you that you have won a prize money kewl of Two Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($2,500,000.00) Only, and a brand new Atari Laptop in our last Worldwide Lotto promotional draw.   The online Worldwide Lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive randomly chosen list of 25,000,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced randomly automated random computer search from the Internet. No tickets were sold  doesn't that contradict the definition of 'lottery' , alright where is the f-n leprechaun.


Worldwide Lotto functions throughout the world, in a volume and scope unobtainable but not unimaginable to bordered of lawful, aka real  lotteries. Through the instantaneous reach of the Internet E-mail technology enhanced by E-commerce, M-commerce, land-based vendors wtf?, superior domain marketability, and pervasive like a virus branding, Worldwide Lotto becoming the greatest lottery on earth aka imagination.


To file for your claim Please Contact your fiduciary agent
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Contact: Gibson Blount  aka douche bag 
Email: worldwidelotterorganization@hotmail.co.uk  if this is a UK thing why isn't the prize in Euros?
Event Manager II  aka titled douche bag second class 
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You are advised to contact your fiduciary agent aka cornholing bastard with the following details to avoid unnecessary delays and complications:
1. Your Full Names
2. Address; Country
5. Phone/fax
6. Age / Marital Status  if you are married and participate, your bride will be cutting your ball off
7.Occupation/ position/ Years of Experience


Further more for your claims of $2,500,000.00, you are advice to responds for guidance on how to get your money and your laptop.


Yours Truly,  aka a complete disrespect for your right to possess your own property
Tracy Rodgers  aka another cornholing bastard
Claims Director  aka director of the hopeful theft department

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