ShaLayla By Larry Coker and the Hurricanes

What'll you do when we we're in trouble

And nobody's wanting us to play?

We've been brawling and assaulting much too long.

You know it's just our foolish pride.

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ShaLayla, you've got us out for one game.

ShaLayla, we're begging, president please.

ShaLayla, won't you play my spoiled rotten team.

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We tried to give you student athletes.

When our convicts let you down.

Like a fool, we swung helmets at FIU,

Turned the whole damn team to shame.

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ShaLayla, you've got us out for one game.

ShaLayla, we're begging, president please.

ShaLayla, won't you play my spoiled rotten team.

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Let's make the best of this whole season

Before we have to go to Duke.

Please don't say that we'll never ever play

And tell us all our pain's in vain.

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ShaLayla, you've got us out for one game

ShaLayla, we're begging, president please.

ShaLayla, won't you play my spoiled rotten team.

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ShaLayla, you've got us out for one game.

ShaLayla, we're begging, president please.

ShaLayla, won't you play my spoiled rotten team.

Should I have used the song by Dion, prima-donna fits pretty well?

Donna Shalala, that famous Clinton sycophant, is again front and center. As president of the University of Miami, has passed judgment that brawling members of the Hurricane football team receive minimal punishment.

An underage player at Auburn was recently suspended six games for being caught with a beer. Imagine what Tommy Tuberville would do to these rambunctious thugs? The ACC should step in and impose much stiffer penalties than the one game suspensions all but one Cane player received.