Very Smart Wife

This a true example of when two people really know each other:
Retired veteran with a very smart wife.
 Early one morning, an elderly retired veteran just finished a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife. "Honey! Come see what I created! It's an abstract panorama, depicting the eight Years of the Obama administration!"
 She yelled back, "Flush the toilet, Jim, and come eat your breakfast!"