Monday, November 20, 2006

That Road Kill's Butt is Looking Fine


Bryan Hathaway of Superior Minnesota faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with a deer carcass. The misdemeanor carries up to nine months in jail and a fines up to $10,000. Because of a previous conviction Bryan could serve up to two years.

Mr. Hathaway has hired a Cochranesque lawyer, Fredric Anderson, who has found his path to freedom.
“The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,”

It seems Mr. Hathaway has a fixation. His previous felony conviction in 2005 was for mistreatment of an animal in the shooting death of a 26-year-old horse. The purpose was to have sex with the carcass.

That dog thought he smelled something funky.

Linked page includes pictures of the defendant and the lawyer's motion.

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