GI Joe Was In Bosnia When Hillary Arrived

The Wall Street Journal's Peggy Noonan is one of my favorite columnists. Clearly she inspires others having a healthy sarcastic jones. This paragraph is at the end of her recent entry, a copy of comments made by a reader.

Actually Mrs. Clinton was too modest. I was there and saw it all. When Mrs. Clinton got off the plane the tarmac came under mortar and machine gun fire. I was blown off my tank and exposed to enemy fire. Mrs. Clinton without regard to her own safety dragged me to safety, jumped on the tank and opened fire, killing 50 of the enemy." Soon a suicide bomber appeared, but Mrs. Clinton stopped the guards from opening fire. "She talked to the man in his own language and got him [to] surrender. She found that he had suffered terribly as a result of policies of George Bush. She defused the bomb vest herself. Then she turned to his wounds. She stopped my bleeding and saved my life. Chelsea donated the blood.

Priceless, GI Joe captures the sentiment of all I know concerning the Honorable Senator, that she is full of crap.