I Give Her aTennnnnn

That was as the unforgettable Billy Bob described his teacher in the movie Varsity Blues.
Such is the way of Florida men and their pets.
In the news recently at the Miami Herald, is a story titled
Florida lawmakers consider ban on bestiality
Reporter Marc Caputo says that Florida lawmakers are pushing legislation that would make having sex with animals a felony.

TALLAHASSEE -- The act of bestiality is a step closer to becoming illegal in Florida now that a Senate agriculture committee voted to slap a third-degree felony charge on anyone who has sex with animals.
Florida is one of only 16 states that still permit bestiality -- a fact that animal-rights activist and Sen. Nan Rich learned to her horror three years ago when a Panhandle man was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat that he held by the collar during a sex act.

Pay attention to that, asphyxiated, the sick bastard choked the thing to death.

''There's a tremendous correlation between sexually deviant behavior and crimes against children and crimes against animals,'' said Rich, a Sunrise Democrat. ``This is long overdue. These are heinous crimes. And people belong in jail.''

Yes they belong on jail, but I think the only correlation between the different types of offenders is that they are both offenders. Children and animals are not the same, mess with a kid and you should die, mess with an animal and you should receive similar treatment in jail.

But the Mossy Head man suspected of assaulting Meg the goat was never charged, because law enforcement officials could not link him to the scene. The suspect was arrested months later in a separate goat abduction, said Walton County Assistant State Attorney Walter Parker.
Rich's legislation would target only those who derived or helped others derive ''sexual gratification'' from an animal, specifying that conventional dog-judging contests and
animal-husbandry practices are permissible.

See, he didn't jump up the politician's imagined sick bastard food chain. The man likes goats.

That last provision tripped up Miami Democratic Sen. Larcenia Bullard. ''People are taking these animals as their husbands? What's husbandry?'' she asked. Some enators stifled their laughter as Sen. Charlie Dean, an Inverness Republican, explained that husbandry is raising and caring for animals. Bullard didn't get it.
''So that maybe was the reason the lady was so upset about that monkey?'' Bullard asked, referring to a Connecticut case where a woman's suburban chimpanzee went mad and was shot.
After the unanimous committee vote, Rich predicted the bill would pass this year. She said bestiality used to be illegal in Florida, but the statute was ruled unconstitutional for being too broad.

Got to get those laws straight, don't want to have a bunch of farmers having to due jail time and then register as sexual offenders.

Just feed the sicko to the pigs like in the Hannibal Lecter sequel.

The picture was perfect, found here, with music and everything.