Can't Hear?

This morning I was at the local convenience store getting my coffee.
Standing next to me fixing her coffee was a semi-elderly lady.
She smiled and said "good morning, how are you".
I responded with a "good morning, I'm good, but late for work".
She tilted her head to the side and asked "you're a virgin?".
Before I could correct her she said "well don't be impatient honey".
For real.
I was speechless, paid for my coffee and headed to work.