Free Pony

This says it pretty well for me.
There is a television commercial out there right now where a little girl is asked if she wants a pony, of course she says yes. Then the man gives her a small plastic toy pony.
Progressives can continually point to the actions of their caring, never having to bother with pointing to the of failures of pooring contructed "caring".
Yeah, they care, they just suck at it.

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Never More Relevant... Ezra Taft Benson...

DGJ has been busy; these clips will take some time to review but are worth the effort.

 

History is repeating itself... The basic premise is universal... These are right on the mark...

Please watch them all, or, just the first one... Feed back is welcome...

ARE WE GOING TO SAVE THIS COUNTRY???

Stand up for Your Freedom...

Stand up for Freedom – Part 1 – Ezra Taft Benson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF39dn00wlI&feature=player_embedded

 

Stand up for Freedom – Part 2 – Ezra Taft Benson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBJpnsrR5ZA&feature=player_embedded

 

Stand up for Freedom – Part 3 – Ezra Taft Benson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZTKf8LeeBw&feature=player_embedded

 

Stand up for Freedom – Part 4 – Ezra Taft Benson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq7YnuU1TBc&feature=player_embedded

 

Stand up for Freedom – Part 5 – Ezra Taft Benson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfJIl8Mbp6w&feature=player_embedded

 

Stand up for Freedom – Part 6 – Ezra Taft Benson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1594CC9WnIc&feature=player_embedded

 

Source:

http://raymondpronk.wordpress.com/

 

Response From Congressman David Scott

From DGJ……

 

Another wind bag.

Who is running against this fool?

The only one I have come across is a Dr. Honeycutt.

I forget her first name.

 

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From: Congressman David Scott [mailto:imaga13@mail.house.gov]
Sent: Wednesday, April 28, 2010 5:20 PM
Subject: Response From Congressman David Scott

Dear Mr. Johnson:

 

Thank you for contacting me regarding regulatory reform. I appreciate you taking the time to share your views with me.   The opinions and concerns of my fellow Georgians are an essential component of my decision making process as a Member of Congress. 

 

I understand your views about regulatory reform. Throughout my years in public service I have continued to support initiatives that seek to ensure quality financial  programs and services for the constituents I serve.  Financial markets and the economy continue to be extremely turbulent and experts predict the downward turn will not end any time soon, or at least not until the end of this year.  Millions of Americans are struggling with unemployment, failing businesses, falling home prices and plummeting savings.  The Administration has had to take extraordinary steps to respond to the crisis, revive the economy and repair the financial system so that it will again begin lending anew to households and businesses.  With the unravelling of major financial institutions, it is clear our current regulatory structure is not able to prevent the excess and abuse that has existed for the past decade.

 

In the months ahead Congress will continue to work on legislation to rein in risky practices and build a new foundation for our financial sector.  The goals of the reform plan will be to promote a robust supervision and regulation of financial firms; establish comprehensive supervision of financial markets; protect consumers and investors from abuse; provide the government with the tools it needs to manage crises; and raise international regulatory standards and improve international cooperation.  The Federal Reserve will have a new centralized position over the economy and a new agency, the Consumer Financial Protection Agency, will be set up to protect consumers across the financial sector from unfair, deceptive and abusive practices.  In addition, the international reforms will serve to bolster our efforts at home, including strengthening the capital framework; improve oversight of global financial markets and enhance crisis management tools. 

 

I understand this is a considerable undertaking, and overhauling our financial regulatory structure will take time, as I will work to ensure we discuss and further debate these reform ideas so not to pass an overly broad bill with new loopholes where the potential for fraud and abuse is obvious. As a member of the House Financial Services Committee, I will continue to monitor actions taken on this issue.  Please be assured, will be sure to share your views with my colleagues as the House continues with its legislative agenda during the 111^th Congress. 

 

As I mentioned, your input is vitally important to me.  I hope you will continue to give me the benefit of your opinion in the future.  Please be assured, I will keep your views in mind as the full House considers various issues in the 111^th Congress.  Furthermore, I encourage you to visit my website at http://davidscott.house.gov where you can view the latest news and updates about pertinent issues and legislation important to you.  You may also sign up for my electronic newsletter and receive periodic updates on my activities as your representative in Washington. As always, my staff and I are here to serve you.  Please feel free to contact us if we ever can be of further assistance to you or to share your concerns. 

 

Sincerely,

David Scott

Member of Congress

 

Off with their heads….

Do Ya Think ? ! ?

In an article titled "CNN Poll: Will Obama name a liberal to Supreme Court?" the liberal entertainment giant retorically asks the question that the rest of us have no doubt will happen.

A majority of Americans expect President Obama to appoint a liberal to the Supreme Court, but only one in four want that to happen, according to a new national poll.

Like Jules Winnfield in the movie Pulp Fiction.

May I retort?

Duh! I would love to see on this next cycle, the Republican elite treat ANY Obama nominee in the manner Bork and Thomas were treated. Ginsburg was in the ACLU leadership and she got a pass. Crucify the unnamed bastard.

Go to the linked title above.

Tech Sweeps Georgia in Baseball

Yuck, yuck, yuck....
This helps get the bitter taste of last fall's football game.
The last time Tech swept UGA, they ended up in the final game of the College World Series.

Tech sweeps Georgia in baseball  | ajc.com

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The Phone is Ringing

This reminded me of a song I haven’t heard in a long time.

And the operator said thirty cents more for next three minutes.

Please….

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.  When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. 

When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

Thank you, Mr. Fulks.

MegaVote: GA 13th, 4/26/2010

Let's see, the house is moving forward with preparations sanctions against Iran.  How do they intend to do it. Handcuff the US companies doing business there.  Another fine example of how democrats injur business for a policy that has no chance of succeeding.

Good idea, no!

The French, Chinese and Russians will jump on the void like flies on shit.

Congress.org (congress.org) presents:
M E G A V O T E
April 26, 2010
In this MegaVote for Georgia's 13th Congressional District:
Recent Congressional Votes -
* Senate: Lael Brainard to be an Under Secretary of the Treasury
* House: Comprehensive Iran Sanctions, Accountability, and Divestment Act
Upcoming Congressional Bills -
* Senate: Restoring American Financial Stability Act of 2010
* House: Puerto Rico Democracy Act of 2009
* House: IMPROVE Acquisition Act of 2010
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Lael Brainard to be an Under Secretary of the Treasury
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=119&chamber=S&congress=1112
Vote Confirmed (78-19, 3 Not Voting)
The Senate confirmed Lael Brainard as the Treasury Departments under secretary for international affairs.  Her nomination had been held up over concerns that she allegedly failed to pay property taxes on time.
Sen. Saxby Chambliss voted
YES
Sen. Johnny Isakson voted
YES
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Comprehensive Iran Sanctions, Accountability, and Divestment Act
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=219&chamber=H&congress=1112
Vote Passed (403-11, 3 Present, 13 Not Voting)
The House voted to move forward with a bill to sanction Iran by approving this motion to appoint House members to a conference committee with the Senate.  The House version of this bill focuses on imposing sanctions on multinational companies that deal with Iran's petroleum sector, while the Senate's broader version would prohibit the U.S. government from purchasing goods from companies that are subject to sanctions under existing law and expand sanctions on foreign companies investing more than $20 million in Irans oil and gas sector.
Rep. David Scott voted
YES
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Restoring American Financial Stability Act of 2010 - S.3217
The Senate is scheduled to work on this legislation to overhaul financial regulations.
Puerto Rico Democracy Act of 2009 - H.R.2499
The House is scheduled to vote on this bill that would allow Puerto Rico to put its political status to a referendum.
IMPROVE Acquisition Act of 2010 - H.R.5013
The House is expected to consider this measure that would overhaul defense acquisition procedures.
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Advertisement From My Congressman Part 4

If you have any good ideas, send the man faxes, send the man letters, give his local office a call.
If David Scott cared what this constiuent thought he might attempt to learn the difference between caring and nuturing. Caring feeds the immediate social aspect of needs why nuture fosters self perpetuating growth.  The former perpetuates, the later has potiential to solve.
Stop giving people what that want and build them what they can use.

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Advertisement From My Congressman Part 3

Let's see incentives for companies to hire workers they otherwise would not.  When the benefit to the company ends so does the position.
How long do the new hires have to have been unemployed?
Hire more teachers, David Scott, have you read the freaking news lately, property tax income for municipalities is falling. New hires are out to the question in any real way.  In the end the aim is more government unionized employees, more established overhead.
Hire more police, always the thing that appeases the conservatives.  How many towns and citites are there in the United States?
Hire more firefighters, see teachers above.

This crap is like bringing a pea shooter to Iraq.
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Advertisement From My Congressman Part 2

I see benefits extensions, I see training.    What I do not see is anything that creates jobs, or stimulates the economy.  You see that is the way politicians, especially liberal politicians work, they take care of the person rather than the root problem, weakenss in the economy.  What I see here is a staying action and a statement that says "I care".  What I would like to see is a statement that suggests the parasite politician understands what generates business growth.  Nothing here.
No doubt the people receiving the benefit will appreciate the gestures, but without economic growth, the problems will be waiting at the other end.

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Advertisement From My Congressman Part 1

Got this in the mail a couple of weeks ago, meant to go but I was in Memphis, drinking and gambling.

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February, 2013

One sunny day in February, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

Have seen this before in other forms, it’s still a nice thought, thank you DGJ.

Cartels Turning Attacks on Authorities

In today's Atlanta Urinal and Constipation.

A Mexican official saying that the United States needs to tighten up the border.  That because fugutives from Mexico are using our country as sanctuary from pursuit. 

Gomez-Mont, who is responsible for domestic security affairs, said the United States has to do more to stop cross-border gangs and illicit trade in weapons and money.

Mexico says cartels turning attacks on authorities  | ajc.com

What is our federal leadership planning to do? Reward Mexican illegal aliens by granting simplified paths to citizenship. I say, if Pedro crosses the law and is discovered, throw him on the next C130 to Mexico City. If he gets caught again, throw him prison and then on the next C130 to Iraq.

I predict that the liberal politicians in Washington are going to start touting the political refuge angle.

MegaVote: GA 13th, 4/19/2010

Keeping my neighbors in tune with the actions of our so called representatives of Georgia's 13th congressional district.  I am still planning to work against David Scott's reelection campaign. 

Is pulling up campaign signs illegal?

Congress.org (congress.org) presents:
M E G A V O T E
April 19, 2010
In this MegaVote for Georgia's 13th Congressional District:
Recent Congressional Votes -
* Senate: Continuing Extension Act of 2010
* House: Clean Estuaries Act of 2010
* House: Continuing Extension Act of 2010
Upcoming Congressional Bills -
* Senate: Lael Brainard to be Treasury Under Secretary for International Affairs
* House: District of Columbia House Voting Rights Act
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Continuing Extension Act of 2010
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=117&chamber=S&congress=1112
Vote Passed (59-38, 3 Not Voting)
The Senate passed this measure that would extend for two months federal unemployment benefits, flood insurance programs, increased payment rates to Medicare providers and COBRA health care premium assistance.  It was then sent to the House.
Sen. Saxby Chambliss voted
NO
Sen. Johnny Isakson voted
NO
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Clean Estuaries Act of 2010
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=209&chamber=H&congress=1112
Vote Passed (278-128, 24 Not Voting)
The House approved this bill that would authorize $50 million annually through fiscal 2016 for the EPA's National Estuary Program and would require the EPA to evaluate estuary management plans every four years.  The bill now goes to the Senate.
Rep. David Scott voted
YES
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Continuing Extension Act of 2010
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=211&chamber=H&congress=1112
Vote Passed (289-112, 29 Not Voting)
On Thursday, the House passed this legislation that would extend for two months federal unemployment benefits, flood insurance programs, increased payment rates to Medicare providers and COBRA health care premium assistance.  It was then sent to the President, who signed it into law later that night.
Rep. David Scott voted
YES
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Lael Brainard to be Treasury Under Secretary for International Affairs -
This week, the Senate is expected to vote on various executive nominations, including the nomination of Lael Brainard to become the Treasury Departments under secretary for international affairs.
District of Columbia House Voting Rights Act - H.R.157
The House is scheduled to work on this bill that would provide the District of Columbia with full voting rights in the House of Representatives.

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I have been saying this all along...

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Is she is the missing link that Eddie Murphy prophesied about in 1987???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awrfIReVQtA

MBO. New Evidence…

Is this Michelle or is it a Michael??? It's for you to decide...

Sequential Hermaphrodites???

Who would have known...

Rock and A Hard Place

Could this be the attitude of our Congressional leaders?

The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.

Vladimir Lenin

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An American Affair

Usually I 'm ahead of the curve and anticipate movies with Gretchen Mol.  This one, the neighbors told me about and how much they enjoyed the period piece. An American Affair was released in 2009, written by Willaim Olsson and directed by Alex Metcalf.
The plot:
A maturing teenager of 13 notices the seducty beauty of his neighbor acrosss the street.  he interest leads him into actions of curiosity that border on voyerism. The woman is mature and active with more than one partner, she is also friendly to her young admirer in a mature parental and proper manner. She shows respect and understanding.  In the boys curiosity, he learns that Catherine is involved with the president. Later by way of reading Catherine's diary, this is confirmed.  While all of this is growing in the boy's personality, the Bay of Pigs and the Presidential assisination is unfolding.  The two are linked and the CIA is involved.  Catherine, because of her relationships with JFK, Cuban contacts and the CIA is left in a dangerous position.  When knowledge of her diaries is learned by the CIA, proof that there is linkage, Catherine is doomed.  In short order the woman is murdered and her diaries destroyed.  The movie ends with the boy receiving a package in the mail, this is a segmented painted portrait of the boy.  Something that doubt a real man would have saved for the rest of his live.
The primary actors were:

• Gretchen Mol as Catherine Caswell. A semi fictional character, who divorced from a CIA operative, is one of JFK's mistresses. A woman with bohemian artistic tastes and a very interesting past.
• Cameron Bright as Adam Stafford. Plays the 13 year old admirer of the beautiful neighbor Catherine. A busy actor for a young man of 17, not a lot that is noteworthy.
• James Rebhorn as Lucian Carver. Easy to recognize but harder to place, this man is a common character actor who here plays the heavy, director of the CIA.
• Noah Wyle as Mike Stafford.  The original ER cast member her plays the father of the

Grading, 44 out of 50, highly recommended:

• Character Development, 9 of 10. The boy comes to understand that adults are flawed, goverments are even more. and women are beautiful and interesting.
• Screenplay, 9 of 10. Uses reports from real life and myths of Camelot to create a real feeling to the plot.
• Acting, 8 of 10. Wyle was better than the expected, Reborn about the same as in everything else he does, the focus of the movie on the woman and the boy is where the best work is performed.
• Photography, 8 of 10. Filmed in Georgetown, many of the camera shots gave a narrow feel of the brownstones, perhaps reflecting the closing in of life on the teenager.
• Plot, 10 of 10.  Tops.

Fun with Teabags

I think the portrait of Nancy is altered, she looks a little scary.
Normally she's pretty hot.

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That's Easy For You To Say

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start, and before we knew it, he jumped over the  fence into our yard!"

"That must have been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl.

"My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Ffffff," but before she could say 'FUCK' the Rottweiler ate her!"

The teacher had to leave the room.

Election 2010: Georgia Senate

Stay up there Johnny, we need you.

Election 2010: Georgia Senate

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We never should have scoffed at Congressman Hank Johnson

DGJ sent this earlier today, last week when the YouTube viseo was travelling around the office, I came to the conclusion that this was a April Fool Hoax.  Today with this fun picture and DGJ's strong opinion I consider the man to be the AOTW, but we should not pick on those that are mentally challenged.

One of my, Georgia, representatives: Hank Johnson (no relation...BTY). I’m so proud…
He makes Cynthia McKinney look like an amateur. You should Google this nut if you haven’t seen the vid or others of his...

Update: Hank Johnson’s view of putting 8000 more Navy personnel on the island of Guam. If you haven’t seen the video please watch it first.

This photo was taken using the most advanced mental scanning images available to the US government. Be warned: you will be denied this superior technology when enrolled in ObamaCare. Not to be used on the common folk… Note: Any and all other intelligent images (intelligent term used lawlessly) that may have been taken have been classified and won’t be released until after 2016…

Thank you DGJ.

MegaVote: GA 13th, 3/29/2010

I distrust every single thing David Scott votes for.

Do you think the disaster relief (Disaster Relief and Summer Jobs Act of 2010) that he voted for is a prophilactic measure aginst the ill effects of the Health Care bill?

Congress.org (congress.org) presents:
M E G A V O T E

March 29, 2010

In this MegaVote for Georgia's 13th Congressional District:

Recent Congressional Votes -
* Senate: Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010
* Senate: FAA Air Transportation Modernization and Safety Improvement Act
* House: Small Business and Infrastructure Jobs Tax Act
* House: Disaster Relief and Summer Jobs Act of 2010
* House: FAA Air Transportation Modernization and Safety Improvement Act
* House: Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010

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Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=105&chamber=S&congress=1112
Vote Passed (56-43, 1 Not Voting)

The Senate approved this bill that would make changes to the 2010 health care overhaul law and revise student loan procedures.  The Senate made minor changes to the bill, sending it back to the House.
Sen. Saxby Chambliss voted
NO
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Sen. Johnny Isakson voted
Not Voting
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FAA Air Transportation Modernization and Safety Improvement Act
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=61&chamber=S&congress=1112
Vote Passed (93-0, 7 Not Voting)

The Senate passed this measure to reauthorize the Federal Aviation Administration through FY 2011 and expedite the transition to a new air traffic control system.  The bill was sent to the House.
Sen. Saxby Chambliss voted
YES
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Sen. Johnny Isakson voted
Not Voting
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Small Business and Infrastructure Jobs Tax Act
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=182&chamber=H&congress=1112
Vote Passed (246-178, 5 Not Voting)

The House passed this legislation to provide tax incentives for small business job creation, extend the Build America Bonds program, and provide other infrastructure job creation tax incentives.  It now goes to the Senate.

Rep. David Scott voted
YES
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Disaster Relief and Summer Jobs Act of 2010
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=186&chamber=H&congress=1112
Vote Passed (239-175, 1 Present, 14 Not Voting)

The House approved this measure that would provide funding for disaster relief, summer jobs and small business programs.  The bill now goes to the Senate.

Rep. David Scott voted
YES
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FAA Air Transportation Modernization and Safety Improvement Act
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=190&chamber=H&congress=1112
Vote Passed (276-145, 8 Not Voting)

The House passed this bill to reauthorize the Federal Aviation Administration through FY 2011 and expedite the transition to a new air traffic control system.  The bill now heads to the White House for the Presidents signature.

Rep. David Scott voted
YES
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Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010
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Vote Passed (220-207, 3 Not Voting)

On Thursday night, the House agreed to Senate amendments to this legislation that would make changes to the 2010 health care overhaul law and revise student loan procedures.  It now goes to President Obama, who is expected to sign it on Tuesday.

Rep. David Scott voted
YES
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Forget Rednecks

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone Who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in New England.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England.
If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to  all your New England friends & others, you live or have lived in New England.

Can Your Pecker Touch Your Ass?

A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler.

The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?'

Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'

The little boy answered: 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'.

Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.

The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?'

Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'

Once again, the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.

Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'.

A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies.

Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?'

The boy asks, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'

Laughing, Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass'.

The little boy replies, 'Then go fuck yourself'. Grandma made these for me'

Ewwwwwwwwww

Yeah I believe you, now hold out your arms to be hand cuffed.

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Ayn Again...

Ayn Rand
...men whose sole qualification to rule me was their capacity to spout the fraudulent generalities that got them elected to the privilege of enforcing their wishes at the point of a gun.

Huddle House

It's "good people good food" but it does have brave cooks.
Thank your sir.
Huddle House serves up a hero  | ajc.com

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Airport Controversy Solved

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive or incendiary device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice   would be quick and swift. Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and   you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the   PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."

Thank you DGJ