Paddy, was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise building on fire.
Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful fireman, runs up to the building to see if he can help, and notices people trapped five stories up.
Paddy yells to the people: "I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, professional firefighter! If you jump, I'll catch you, I've only had 6 pints to drink all today!"
One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.
Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and he jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him also.
Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.
Paddy looks up and yells: "Don't be throwin' out the burnt ones!"
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