An
elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile
phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense
guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message
and she wrote:
"If
you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you
are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her:
"I'm
on the toilet. Please advise."
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