The ABC hit show, Dancing With The Stars, has signed former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer to participate in next season's dance competition. Season seven, is planned for its normal fall kickoff.
Eliot Spitzer, recently resigned his governorship after being exposed as habitual pervert that employs hookers, is seen by ABC as fitting their pattern of the cast including at least one character with exemplary sleaze appeal. Producers have managed to include at least one sleaze ball contestant in each of the previous seasons.
Eliot Spitzer, recently resigned his governorship after being exposed as habitual pervert that employs hookers, is seen by ABC as fitting their pattern of the cast including at least one character with exemplary sleaze appeal. Producers have managed to include at least one sleaze ball contestant in each of the previous seasons.
- Adam Corolla, season 6, comedian and actor, famous for his work on "The Man Show" and "Crank Yankers". Adam will soon be sent home.
- Mark Cuban, season 5, billionaire owner of the Dallas Mavericks, an arrogant dork.
- Heather Mills, season 4, former pornography model and current gold digger. Heather tried to play the sympathy card, having one leg and all, but that backfired when her unattached leg was found in the dressing room of co-contestant Billy Ray Cyrus.
- Shanna Moakler, season 3, former Miss USA and Playboy model. Shanna was the first contestant to be blown out of the box. Moakler is said to be angling for a role in the upcoming series "Baywatch, The Two Piece Edition".
- Tatum O'Neal, season 2, winner of an Academy Award as an adolescent who matured as the battling ex-wife of John McEnroe. A poster child for "anger management".
- Evander Holyfield, season 1, retired boxed and father of about 50 illegitimate chilren, yes chilren.
DWTS producers feel that Eliot Spitzer embodies all the qualities, arrogance, ugliness, and perversion, that this slot requires.
Local reporters have been performing some research and found that Spitzer is already working out for the role. Patrons at Brooklyn's Gold Club, a men's dance review establishment, were interviewed. Rocco Galiano, Gold Club priority member, said...
Yo, every time that jug eared Jew gets some drinks in him, he starts dancing with the strippers, he thinks he's at his got-damned bar mitzva or sumptin.On air judges for DWTS had these comments....
"I expect that Spitzer will lead like a heel."
Len Goodman
"I like his energy, it should translate well to dance. And those ears, I could hold them just like this."
Carrie Ann Inaba
"He will be a terrificisimo dance contestant. We hear he really likes women in skimpy dresses."
Bruno Tonioli
My feet are already tapping.
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