I think my brother has some issues at the moment.....
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to twin peaks and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard complaining and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End.
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to twin peaks and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard complaining and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End.
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