Gone With The Wind

Breitbart has taken journalism to new heights with the following story.
In an article titled Bar Brawl Erupts at Florida Sloppy Joe’s over Fart Police Say, a minor brawl is described.
Apparently, some regular farted, because he felt comfortable, I presume. Some nearby patrons took offense and things got a little physical.

The other couple left the establishment before police arrived. Ultimately, McBride, who police say smelled of alcohol, received hospital treatment and no charges were filed. The fight is now gone with the wind.

Been to the bar, its a great place. The doors are wide open and if there was some gas it would have been washed away like the happy memory of Ernest Hemingway.
Some people just cannot hold their gas.