They Can Be Frustrating

But self service kiosks are not so bad as to take a shit on the scanner.
Myself, after advice from my brother, avoid the self scanning machines like the plague. He is an upper level IT at large multi-national and reports that the protection on those units is sketchy.

Regardless, think this story is funny.

Man Pooped On Self-Checkout Scanner At Mart

According to criminal complaints, Murphy entered the Kroger and “stripped naked in front of” a male employee. The suspect, police noted, smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, and staggered as he walked.

After disrobing, Murphy “defecated on U-Scan it,” investigators allege.

Classic.