Doctors and Unemployed

Four doctors at a conference are bragging about their homelands…

 

The Israeli doctor said: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

 

The German doctor said: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. "

 

The Russian doctor said:  "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them  both looking for work in two weeks."

  

The Kentucky doctor said:    "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois and put him in the White House and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY is looking for Work.

 

Thank you DGJ