Fraudster the Smowman

Not at all creative enough to construct such a song.

I found the song Fraudster the Snowman that was published in early December before the last Christmas.
Written by F.R. Duplantier and posted to Politickles.com.

Fraudster the Snowman

Was an enterprising pol,

With a trust-fund life

And an upturned nose

And a heart made out of coal.

Fraudster the Snowman

Was a senator, they say.

He was made of snow,

But the voters know

How he came to life one day.

There must have been some magic in

Those tight blue jeans they found,

For when they placed them on his legs

He began to dance around.

O, Fraudster the Snowman

Found a way to live for free.

While the people pay,

He could laugh and play

And drive around in an SUV.

Huffedy humbug,

Huffedy humbug,

Look at Fraudster go.

Huffedy humbug,

Huffedy humbug,

O the bilge of snow!

Fraudster the Snowman

Knew the sun was hot some days,

So he said, “I’ll hoax

All the stupid folks

And get myself a big pay raise.”

Down to the village,

With a hockey stick in hand

And some bogus graphs

And some doctored stats,

Showing crisis for the land.

He led them to his Waterloo,

Where the facts came out at last,

But he never once admitted that

He was just plain full of crap.

For Fraudster the Snowman

Liked to always have his way,

So he waved goodbye

Saying, “Don’t deny,

I’ll be back again some day.”

Huffedy humbug,

Huffedy humbug,

Look at Fraudster go.

Huffedy humbug,

Huffedy humbug,

O the bilge of snow!

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