Saturday, March 13, 2010

Do Caulked Asses Mildew?

Most ladies I know are concerned that their bottom are too large.  There must be a cultural blind spot on my part, because I don't understand the desire to make your ass look bigger.
Six women reported scar tissue and infections caused by the injection of "a variety of unknown substances" into their buttocks.  As Forrest would say "But-Ox". 
Some person had the intellect to create a mixture of petrolem jelly, silicone and caulk for the desired BUT-OX augmentation jelly.
Perhaps we shouldn't expect much from Newark, the crown jewel of the Garden State.  Maybe they all want to walk around looking like the women in the commercial with giant doughnuts stuck to their backsides.
Go to the link at Fox.com.
For the Wikipedia definition of buttocks, link.
It seems there is a market out there, see this link to a bottocks augmentation doctor.

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