This was in the comments of today's Saturday Blond Joke at Grouchy Old Cripple. Posted by a fella by the name of Toejam.
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his sexy, albeit not too bright, blonde secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his sexy, albeit not too bright, blonde secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
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