Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Don't Hit Me

With that!

The Bangor Daily News reports that a man from Cushing, Maine will have to serve a five day sentence for assault.

Fred Thomas apparently asked his estranged wife for sex, offering $20.00 for experience.  Upon refusal, Thomas took out his penis and struck her with it.

The defendant's attorney made the simple appraisal...
This was not his normal conduct.
Those lawyers, they're so smart, and me thinking they didn't know dick about anything

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