Katie Couric of CBS news was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when Couric turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers.
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to Couric , "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know" said Couric , "How about ? Should we elect McCain as president or Obama?"
"OK" said Little Johnny, "That could be an interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out flat pattys, and a horse excretes clumps of dried grass. Why do you think that is?"
"Jeez" said Couric, "I have no idea."
"Well then" said Little Johnny, How is it you feel qualified to discuss who should run this country when you don't know shit?"
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