Thursday, January 8, 2009

Classic

Today's Atlanta Urinal and Constipation carries an article published in the LA Daily News about how Larry Flynt is about to send a letter to Representative Barney Frank Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, requesting $5,000,000,000.00 in bailout money for the porn industry. Figures suggest that business in that sector is off over 25%.
Larry Flynt sees himself as a crusader for freedom of speech and generally loves to irritate government officials. Notice that President Bush is not among the addressees, we all know how far that would get. Knowing the manner of man that Barney Frank is, Flynt must be laughing his ass off. Frank, Reid and Pelosi in wanting to bring every straggler with a complaint under the covers of the dimocratic realm will be gnashing teeth over how to seriously consider the request.
The producer of "Girls Gone Wild", Joe Francis with hat in hand said .....
“The government’s handing out money to the auto industry. Why shouldn’t it hand some to an industry the nation could not live without?”
Why? How about the fact that aid should go to people with essential needs, that's why. The need for masturbatory aids is not essential, you big dick.
Earlier in the article reporter Kevin Modesti writes...
"porn business is suffering from the soft economy"
A weakly implied pun I am sure, but then I realized the his surname may have been created to sound like the word modesty. Any man who would change his name to something as metro-sexual as that probably has a strong bias towards the porn industry.
Further into the article, Larry is quoted....
"People are too depressed to be sexually active, this is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such, but they cannot do without sex.”
Flynt cracks me up.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous8:51 PM

    If we don't bail them out...what's next??? Ugly girls (Yuck)??? Or perhaps then you have seen the Borat fag scene??? Re-wind if that’s your thing…Shuck the money!!! For god sakes...someone has to get some stimulus out of this package!!! Stimulus is good...If the AIG dudes got the rub down…why shouldn’t we??? Just an opinion..

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