Sunday, January 18, 2009

Inauguration Day Programming

The CMT cable television station annouced a change in programming for Tuesday 20-January-09, the day of inauguration for President Elect Barack Obama.
Programming director, Jo-Bob, explained the decision.....
Well, errr, you see, we don't want to show political favoritism. Much like Oprah's refusal to have McCain as a guest, it would be unfair to our customers to display our bias towards dimocrats. So, we will not be showing any portions of the inaugural events. As a compromise, CMT will air 24 solid hours of the situation comedy Martin. We figure if the customers can stand that crap for a whole day, they will have proved themselves strong enough for anything the upcoming deuge may deliver.

Sheneneh Jenkins could not be reached for comment.

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