God Save The Queen

My wife really likes the English Royals. She got up with her sisters at 4:00 am to watch some damnable wedding.  I would not get up at 4:00 am for my own wedding.
This pitiful message, because of the economic meltdown this foundation has selected me purely on the basis of having an email address.

From: Queen Elizabeth Foundation Grant Award Dept [mailto:postmasterqefgrantsaward@googlemail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 6:15 PM
Subject: Queen Elizabeth Foundation Grant Award Notification

From The Office Of The Public Relation Officer Queen Elizabeth Foundation Grant Award Consultant Department 89, North Holt Road, South Harrow, Middlesex, HA2 0YJ, England.
GRANT AWARD NOTIFICATION
Attention,
This is to bring to your information that your email has been selected and approved as a grant beneficiary of QUEEN ELIZABETH FOUNDATION ENGLAND This is due to the Global economic meltdown.
You have been awarded a grant sum of 3,500,000.00 GBP (Three Million Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds).
For further instructions on how to claim your grant, you are to FORWARD a copy of this notification to our International Grants Officers email address below:
MR. DICKSON GILL,
INTERNATIONAL GRANTS OFFICER,
GRANT AWARD CONSULTANT DEPARTMENT,
QUEEN ELIZABETH FOUNDATION,
GRANT AWARD OFFICE,
89 NORTH HOLT ROAD,
SOUTH HARROW,
MIDDLESEX, HA2 0YJ,
ENGLAND.
TEL: +44 702 402 1589
FAX: +44 871 263 9807.
Email: qefgrantawardintuk@googlemail.com
Congratulations once again from the entire staff of QUEEN ELIZABETH FOUNDATION ENGLAND and it is are our hope that you will appreciate our kind gesture and judiciously spend this grant.
Sincerely,
MISS. CLARION HARVEY,
PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER,
GRANT AWARD CONSULTANT DEPARTMENT,
QUEEN ELIZABETH FOUNDATION,
GRANT AWARD OFFICE,
89, NORTH HOLT ROAD,
SOUTH HARROW,
MIDDLESEX, HA2 0YJ,
ENGLAND.
email: qefgadintpro@consultant.com