You Couldn't Make This Stuff Up Any Better

A well known, retired, anti-gun proponent, has been arrested for methamphetamine distribution and stands accused by co-conspirators of trading his product for male-male sexual favors.
Retired Colorado Arapahoe County Sheriff Patrick Sullivan has testified before Congress in his support of various Brady-esque gun control initiatives. In 2001 the lawman was named national Sheriff of the Year. Hindsight certainly, but that selection has to rank up there with President Obama being awarded the Nobel Peace Price.
The Denver Post reports a statement by former District Attorney Jim Peters, who said the allegations against the former sheriff are....

"He was completely ethical, upright and honest,"

this is the part that cracks me up.....

"He just oozed honesty and integrity. He was an outstanding sheriff."

Oozed honesty, that's priceless. If I had been a former coworker and not seen this asshole for what he is, I would be keeping my mouth shut right for fear that the rest of the world might learn what dope I am.

No doubt many people were fooled by this dirt bag. But what disgusts me is the quality of man that he Democrats will trot out to testify before Congress. As long as the big mouth's opinion fits, give it a soap box.
It is a shame that Barney Frank is retiring, one might have been able to shag favor from the other, now that both men have lying to Congress, homosexual quid pro quo and drug related issues on their resumes.

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_19439677

The Davis Cup is named a classically inappropriate person in my past, most folks would just call the label AHOTW.  In the old days I would have gotten a picture of the Sheriff and put it inside of a picture of a toilet seat.

"totally out of character" and "hard to believe."

and