A candidate for governor admits to sex with farm animals and watermelons.
Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him
You have to love Georgia politics.
No doubt the play for office is a farce, but this interview is fun.
"Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."I did not grow up in Georgia.
"No, that's why I'm running for Governor because I don't have any skeletons in my closet," he says. " I’ve talked about things people would never have talked about. Any skeletons I have, I take them out and rattle them around."Too bad the rattle doesn't scare the pip squeak David Scott off.
"What kinds of things?" I ask.
Without missing a beat, he says, "You know what you’re thinking about has been out there..."
"We're talking about the mule now?"
Yes, he says. The mule.
"A small mule?" I ask.Now the reporter is showing some interest.
"No, a full grown mule," he says. "She loved me, though."
We both laugh, but I'm still trying to figure out the logistics. How big is this thing? The size of a horse, he says.In the mouth pervert.
"All I had to do was give her an ear of corn." He laughs again. "She was a [prostitute] mule."
"How did you reach?"
"I don't know... I stood on something. The kicker is, as soon as I was done she pissed all over me. It was embarrassing. I never told anyone that before."He should have given her two ears of corn.
"I've [screwed] a watermelon," he says. And that's just for starters. He's had sex with just about everything it's physically possible to have sex with, and some that isn't. "How many times have I masturbated in my life?" he asks. Now he's 65 and orgasm-free for two years (his wife finally divorced him -- too much "drama", she said). "The bottom line is, I never treated it as if it were not a sin."No flies rest on this man, he has the conscience of Bill Clinton.
How tall is a mule?
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