Monday, June 14, 2010

Jack Daniels Fishing Story


I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then  I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. 
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.  
His eyes rolled back, he went limp.  I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. 
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in Alabama!

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